faypants:

whoredinarygirl:

my bank account about to be -20$

OH MY FUCK

youdeanatsix:

When I’m home alone it’s a choice of:

  1. Take selfies all around the house.
  2. Masturbate.
  3. Eat everything

Or all of the above.


TODAY IN HISTORY
1 September 1862
Battle of Chantilly
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Tagged by : ktcorn

Fill in the blanks & tag 6 people!

Basics: 

Name: A
Birthday: Feb 28 1992
Favorite color: Aquamarine  
Lucky number: 5
Height: 5’8
Talents: I speak 4 languages!

Last dream you remember: I had a dream the other night that I was at a resort with my boyfriend and I was in the elevator with this little kid who snatched my phone and wallet and I was like that’s not even an iphone and he gave it back to me and then I realized he had stolen money from my wallet so I yelled at him and told him I would get my $7 back but he came to my resort room with a gun and I said to my boyfriend that we should get out the guns we had hidden around the hotel suite so we could defend ourselves.

Can you juggle: Nope!

Arts/sports/both: Arts definitely!
Do you like writing: I like reading better.
Do you like dancing: Not particularly.
Do you like singing: In the car haha.

Fantasies:  

Dream vacation: Wizarding World of Harry Potter with my boyfriend!
Dream person: My boyfriend haha he’s the best!
Dream wedding: In the fall! 
Dream pet: A French bulldog!
Dream job: Working for Child protective services.

Music:

Favorite song: Hedwig’s Theme.
Favorite album: The Harry Potter movie soundtrack!
Last song you heard on radio: Some sappy love song I’m sure haha!
Least favorite song: Grenade by Bruno Mars!
Least favorite album: No idea.
Least favorite artist: No idea.

Preferences:

Guys/girls/both: Guys.
Hair color: Blonde!
Eye color: Blue!
Humorous/serious: Humorous.
Taller/shorter: Taller.
Biggest turn-off: Rude, disrespectful, liberal social justice warrior, anti police, anti guns, drug user. 
Biggest turn-on: Intelligence, caring, funny, muscular, kind, respectful, loving, family oriented, loyal. 

Andd… I tag capnamericrunch letsgotolondonsoon amandamac01 so-i-sailed-away cobra-23 heyimbex armywifediary 

Our microwave broke today and we have no food that isn’t microwave food UGH!

Someone talk to me! I’m sitting at home and I’m bored and drinking pumpkin beers!! CHITCHAT WITH ME PLEASE!!!

All I want to do is shop online, drink beer, and listen to Harry Potter read by Jim Dale. 

nightmaredoll:

"Back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts! To goblins and ghosts, and to magical feasts! It’s all that I love, and it’s all that I need! At HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS— I think I’m going back…"